the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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