Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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