I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
Randomize
