Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
The adults are the big ones right?
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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