are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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