I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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