Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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