it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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