69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
it's not cheating when I paid for it
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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