we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
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