D3 body, D1 cock
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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