I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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