Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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