I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Ladies don't puke and tell
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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