Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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