I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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