That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
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