you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
We had sex on a dog bed..
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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