ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I love you. Go after that dick
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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