I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
