Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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