I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Your cock deserves a montage
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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