did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
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