I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
BRING THE BAGELS
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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