dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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