Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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