Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I cut my penus on the lid.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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