shes about as inviting as chlamydia
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
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i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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