just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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