he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Randomize
