I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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