All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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