i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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