He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
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