I only kidnapped one of them. chill
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
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