Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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