so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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