I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
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