sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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