No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
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