He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Randomize
