Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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