Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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