She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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