Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
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