she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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