i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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