I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
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I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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