But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Randomize
