you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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