Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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